4chon
Welcome to 4chon.net!
'; $body .= 'The largest and most popular community based on Tinyboard; we\'re picking up where 4chan is dying! In mid-January, /r9k/ and /new/ were simultaneously deleted from 4chan. Less than an hour later, 4chon was created to give these boards a new life, and we have been growing ever since. With over one million posts in just a few months, we\'re the largest chon in existence.
'; $body .= 'Our Boards
'; $__boards = listBoards(); foreach($settings['boards'] as $board => $description) { foreach($__boards as $_board) { if($_board['uri'] == $board) { $board = $_board; break; } } $body .= '' . $description . '
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$query = '';
foreach($settings['boards'] as $board => $description) {
$query .= sprintf("SELECT *, '%s' AS `board` FROM `posts_%s` UNION ALL ", $board, $board);
}
$query = preg_replace('/UNION ALL $/', 'ORDER BY `time` DESC LIMIT 35', $query);
$query = query($query) or error(db_error());
while($post = $query->fetch()) {
openBoard($post['board']);
$body .= '
- ' . $board['name'] . ': ' . (empty($post['body']) ? '…' : pm_snippet($post['body'], 25)) . ' '; } $body .= '
4chon Community
'; $body .= 'Aside from our boards, we also have an active community in the following places:
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$body .= '
- /tv/ - We automatically maintain a list of livestreams that were posted on the boards, where users of 4chon can watch television shows, movies, and circlejerks. '; $body .= '
- Minecraft - Our unofficial Minecraft server. Come build with bros and visit our giant penis sculpture! eironeia.datnode.net:24598 '; $body .= '
4chon
'; $body .= 'Please read the general and board-specifc rules as well as the 4chon FAQ before posting.
'; $body .= '4chon keeps a statistics page which gives detailed information about all of our boards, such as posts per minute, user locations, referring sites and more!. There\'s also a map of our posters around the globe!
'; $body .= 'If, for any reason, you need to contact the 4chon staff, they can be reached in IRC - irc.datnode.net #4chon / [WebIRC].
'; $body .= 'The admin may be contacted at admin@4chon.net or >>>/meta/.
'; $body .= 'For status updates and explanations of downtime, please see our status page or follow us on our rarely-used @4chonable Twitter account
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