diff --git a/status.php b/status.php
index a42530a8..dcda0af3 100644
--- a/status.php
+++ b/status.php
@@ -2,8 +2,55 @@
 
 require_once 'inc/functions.php';
 
+function endsWith( $haystack, $needle ) {
+    $length = strlen( $needle );
+    if( !$length ) {
+        return true;
+    }
+    return substr( $haystack, -$length ) === $needle;
+}
+
+// Boards that are nsfw
+$nsfw_boards = ['b', 'overboard'];
+// Boards that use spoiler_alunya.png as their spoiler
+$alunya_spoiler = ['leftypol', 'anime'];
+// Boards where posts are not allowed to be created
+$readonly_boards = ['overboard', 'sfw', 'alt'];
+
+$board_list = listBoards();
+
+// Add objects that are not boards but are treated as such
+$board_list[] = ['uri' => 'overboard', 'title' => 'Overboard'];
+$board_list[] = ['uri' => 'sfw', 'title' => 'SFW Overboard'];
+$board_list[] = ['uri' => 'alt', 'title' => 'Alternate Overboard'];
+
+/**
+ * Allowed fields for the board object:
+ * - code<string>: The board code ('b', 'tech', ...)
+ * - name<string>: The board user-readable name ('Siberia', ...)
+ * - description<string>: The board description ('Leftist Politically Incorrect', ...)
+ * - sfw<boolean>: Is this board sfw?
+ * - alternate_spoilers<boolean>: Does this board use the alunya spoiler?
+ */
+$boards = [];
+foreach ($board_list as $board) {
+    // Skip archives
+    if (endsWith($board['uri'], '_archive')) {
+        continue;
+    }
+
+    $boards[] = [
+        'code' => $board['uri'],
+        'name' => $board['title'],
+        'sfw' => !in_array($board['uri'], $nsfw_boards),
+        'alternate_spoilers' => in_array($board['uri'], $alunya_spoiler),
+        'posting_enabled' => !in_array($board['uri'], $readonly_boards),
+    ];
+}
+
 header('Content-Type: application/json');
 echo json_encode([
     'captcha' => $config['securimage'],
-    'flags' => $config['user_flags']
+    'flags' => $config['user_flags'],
+    'boards' => $boards,
 ]);
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