diff --git a/templates/themes/donate/donate.html b/templates/themes/donate/donate.html
index 2bca8e10..067feb29 100644
--- a/templates/themes/donate/donate.html
+++ b/templates/themes/donate/donate.html
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
 
     <div class="ban">
       <h2>gibe pls</h2>
-      <p>Lainchan costs something to run, $30 per month to be
+      <p>Lainchan costs something to run, $60 per month to be
       exact. Your donations go entirely towards funding lainchan. Here
       are some ways you can help out.</p>
 
diff --git a/templates/themes/rules/rules.html b/templates/themes/rules/rules.html
index b2fca604..d31b064a 100644
--- a/templates/themes/rules/rules.html
+++ b/templates/themes/rules/rules.html
@@ -23,32 +23,18 @@
     <div class="ban" id="global">
       <h2>GLOBAL</h2>
       <ol start="0">
-        <li>Do not upload, post, request, or link to,
-        anything that violates local or United States law</li>
 
         <li>Do not post in or view any boards if you are under 18
         years of age.</li>
 
         <li>Do not post unspoilered adult content on worksafe boards,
-        these being any but /w/ and /l/.</li>
+        these being any but /l/.</li>
 
-        <li>Do not misuse the report function.</li>
-
-        <li>Feature requests should only be made on /q/.</li>
+        <li>Complaining and feature requests should only be made on /q/.</li>
 
         <li>Do not spam or advertise.</li>
 
-        <li>Impersonation of lainchan administrators, moderators, or
-        janitors is not allowed.</li>
-
-        <li>Do not post from proxies, VPNs, or Tor exit nodes and do
-        not use bots of any kind to automate posting to lainchan.</li>
-
-        <li>Do not post GETs. (unless it's a really good one like 6 digits+)</li>
-
-        <li>Don't be a dick. Don't bait intentionally.</li>
-
-        <li>Do not embed malicious files into uploads</li>
+        <li>Don't be a dick. Don't bait.</li>
 
 	<li>Make use of the catalog or you could get your duplicate thread deleted.</li>
       </ol>
@@ -57,20 +43,11 @@
     <div class="ban" id="tech">
       <h2>/tech/</h2>
       <ol start="0">
-        <li>You will treat every anon like a gentleman. You will
-        assume every anon has a reason for how and why they spend
-        their money. In the real world, you don't insult people when you have a discussion.</li>
-
-        <li>Meta talk, including comparing /tech/ to /g/, belongs on
-        /q/, not /tech/. Violations will be deleted.</li>
 
         <li>This board primarily discusses the technology itself
         underlying consumer products. OS/Browser wars will
         be deleted.</li>
         
-	<li>These rules
-        <span style="text-decoration:line-through">might</span>
-        will change.</li>
       </ol>
     </div>