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GLOBAL
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GLOBAL RULES
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- - Read the rules before posting.
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- - Everybody just relax, this is Lainchan, we are trying to have fun and learn.
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- - Breathe deeply before replying or posting.
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- - The mods have your back, don't respond to lamers. Report and carry on.
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- - Protip: contribute to the thread instead of complaining. Respond to bad threads with thoughtful/informed information/opinions. Articulate your argument if you disagree.
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- - Think, learn, listen, read.
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- - Don't be afraid to post or ask a stupid question.
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- - Don't be afraid to bump old threads. The only dead thread is a sagelocked one.
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- - /all shows you popular threads, try out /random.
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- - Do not post in or view any boards if you are under 18
- years of age.
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- - Do not post unspoilered adult content on worksafe boards,
- these being any but /l/.
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- - Complaining and feature requests should only be made on /q/.
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- - Feel free to complain about the mods/admins/kalyx, on /q/
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- - Do not spam or advertise.
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- - Being anonymous does not mean you can be a cocksucker. Don't bait, please calm down. Let's prove that being anonymouse is a good thing.
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- - Having an opinion you disagree with is not a sufficient reason to report it.
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- - Do not call for mods, or anounce reports in a thread.
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- - Make use of the catalog to prevent duplicate threads.
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- - Arguing is fine, obviously. Read the rules again.
+- If you break the rules we will delete your post. Do it repeatedly and you'll be derezzed.
+- Do not call for mods, or announce reports in a thread.
+- Always argue in good faith and avoid using personal attacks.
+- You should always elaborate on your opinions rather than just spilling the soykaf.
+- Don't respond with aggression to perceived flames or trolls (or at all.)
+- Do not whine and cry about 8chan, "quality", "invasions", "newfags", mods, bans, or kalyx outside of /q/.
+- Do not spam or advertise unrelated content.
+- Do not post child pornography or questionable 2D/3DCG/3DPG sexual depictions of children. This includes "child models".
+- If you must post it, spoiler any NSFW content and make sure it's relevant to the discussion.
+- Do not upload malicious archives.
+- Read the rules again.
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/λ/
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- - "Which language should i learn" outside of the beginner general is not allowed. This includes "how do I become a programm$
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- No "religious wars"; keep it rational. It's why we're here and not elsewhere.
- - Electronics threads are for /diy/.
- - There should always be a beginner general; check the catalog before you make a new one.
- - We ALWAYS need contributors to our board software, located at https://git$
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PRO TIPS FOR MAXIMUM FUN:
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+- The mods are not on powertrips, they are friendly and are trying to ensure the quality of lainchan, not belittle your ideas.
+- Lainchan is a place to have your voice heard but not a place for you to drown out others' voices.
+- Mods usually ask each other for opinions before doing anything. We hate having to ban someone.
+- Just relax and try to have fun. Jokes are always welcome.
+- Visit a board you've never been to. Try out /random/.
+- Max file size is 35 mb.
+- PDF, ePub, and webm are supported across the boards.
+- We ALWAYS need contributors to our board software, located on github
+- Dice rolling: posting in the email field with the form "dice XdY+/-Z" will result in X Y-sided dice rolled and summed, with the modifier Z added, the result is displayed at the top of the post body.
+- Be smart when posting about potentially illegal activities.
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Boards
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+ - /cyb/ is the general cyberpunk board for the discussion of the philosophy and anything else you can think of as being "cyberpunk".
+ - /λ/ is the programming board.
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+ - Hard technical discussion of software development and project ideas is the only intended purpose of this board.
+ - The Beginner's General is where all questions concerning novice programming should go, unless there is a more specific thread for your interests.
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+ - /tech/ is for the discussion of consumer technology.
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+ - Discussion concerning programs not intimately related to programming belongs on /tech/.
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+ - /zzz/ is the board for the discussion of dreams and dreaming techniques.
+ - /drg/ is the board for discussing your waifu's experiences with drug usage, including buying and selling.
+ - /lit/ is the board for reading, writing, and sharing written works of art.
+ - /diy/ is for the discussion of electronics and the construction and modification thereof.
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+ - The construction and modification of objects that are not electronic is also welcomed.
+ - Cooking is one example of a topic that would fit on /diy/.
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+ - /art/ is the board for the discussion of other forms of art, including music, movies, and television.
+ - /w/ is the board for the discussion of Japanese culture and anime.
+ - /rpg/ is the board for the discussion of video games, primarily role-playing games.
+ - /r/ is the board for the discussion of topics that do not have a dedicated board. It is not for purely random threads.
+ - /layer/ is the ddt board. For more information see the sticky on the board or the official how-to guide.
+ - /q/ is the questions board.
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+ - In specific, questions about the moderation, the quality of Lainchan, feature requests, and other questions about the website are valid.
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+ - Keep discussion rational. It's why we're here.
+ - When in doubt about the topic of a board, lurk it for a while and check the catalog to get an idea of it.
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